A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced
that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man,
and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part
of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head,
and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest,
and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a
person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
President of the United States ,
and now.......the whole country is looking for work.