Joke of the Day - Medical Advances in Getting People to Look for Work

A doctor from Israel says:   "In Israel the medicine is so advanced

that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man,

and in  6  weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:   "That's nothing, in Germany we take part

of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head,

and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:  "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out

half of the heart from a person;  we put it into another person's chest,

and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,

you  are way behind us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a

person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him

President of the United States ,

and now.......the whole  country is looking for work.